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Holy Bible:To Ms. Knapp from Alex R. |
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The following sacred text revealed itself to me in that lowliest and least likely of places, the recycling center. Apparently Ms. Knapp rejected the good news; but a Divine Hand intervened and sent me, your humble garbage-picking servant, to spread the gospel of Alex R. to every electronically-connected corner of the Earth.
So here it is, the Holy Bible, in its entirety. Accompanied by my interpretations, which I fully expect you to base your entire belief system upon from this day forward. Amen.
Receive the Word of Alex! (Please note the upside-down crucifix. Thank you.)
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